Morgan Freeman Narrates 50 Shades Of Grey (by Jamal N Tisha)
Kinky fuckery! LOL!
Man does college always change people? 95% of the girls I know who were sweet little angels in high school have now turned into little cock hungry succubi (lol pronounce that, its ironic xD). The outdoorsy type of girls I knew are all party animals that get shit faced every night and post drunken photos of themselves with their girlfriends being squeezed together so hard that they might as well be one creature. and LOL @ one of the slutty ones is studying to be a nun! Like holy heck. Guys aren’t angels either but damn, what the hell happened?
lol, a self proclaimed southern girl (Born and raised in Joplin MO, >.> NOPE) saw pictures of me hugging my geese and holding my pet chickens and comments saying, “that is so gross, why would you hug livestock like that, do you know how filthy they are” She proclaims that she loves pigs and that she would love to mud wrestle with one.
Mud that pigs inhabit happens to be 70% earth and 30% poo… yeah… Chickens take daily dust baths to remove themselves of ticks, mites, and keep their feathers nice and shiny. Geese are princesses of the bird world and keep their feathers constantly preened. When they get mud on their bills and feet they won’t stop cleaning until they are clean, some geese have died cleaning themselves because they could never get cleaned. So… southern girl eh? I’ll believe it when you wrestle a pig in its own mud hole… with 30% poo. lol poo.
since when did Ebay become a love site?! “Meet a buyer who loves selling” then goes onto saying Meet Maria, a 42 year old Californian who loves to sell! Meet her today! LOL! Horrible virus scam is horrible! wasn’t in the ebay account, just somehow sent it to the email xD! The graphics in the email even had the old Ebay logo too! xD!
What happens if you continue a troubled relationship for too long. Well even if you have a strong male figure in the relationship.. the female of the relationship eventually goes batshit crazy and tries to kill you. Why is the Masterchief’s relationship so troubled you might say? Well you’re best bro gets turned into a damn zombie, you’re next best bro gets fried by a flying cube. You are always cock blocked by foreigners, and you have to constantly beat the shit outta stuff with your hand making it turn hard and rough. You also gotta deal with your buddy’s daughter dying, because you just suck. Why is Cortana’s relationship so bad… She never sees his damn face. Its like an internet relationship on steroids. Halo. It teaches you stuff.
Interesting morning today… I saw a guy riding a CBR shirtless and girls in a car next to him flirting with him, then I look at myself and I’m a rolling HiVis traffic cone. :(, Oddly enough though a bike that was 5 cars behind me caught up to me, patted me on the back and said “Thanks for giving us a good reputation” I then realized it was a fucking chick! WHOOHOO! SAFETY FREAK WINS THE KEEPER! :D
Oh yeah, ever heard of just because you can.. doesn’t mean you should. Well some redneck painted his Hayabusa General Lee Orange with a confederate flag gas tank and had freaking HUGE ape hangers instead of the clip ons… didn’t even know that was possible… The seating position looked horrendous. Imagine one of those hot girls in a motorcycle photo posing… now imagine her hands in the air… with her legs all the way in the back… now replace the image of the girl with a fat ginger redneck wearing a skull cap helmet. Yeah… sorry for scarring your mind.
Finally when I got to school, my friend who’s also a rider chick, introduced me to her new boyfriend… Hes a freaking motorcycle cop… FUUUUUUUU He looked at my bike and was like, “so do you ever go into park trails and wreak havoc on that thing.. (G650GS)”… I’m just like… no?? >.> Yess after dark sometimes xD.
Oh interesting morning is interesting.
WOW I SUCK AT SETTING UP THE RIGHT FORMULA HOW THE HELL AM I PASSING ORGCHEM!
You know what’s rarer than the female orgasm. Finding a male cosplayer that looks good as Sora from Kingdom hearts :|, Now that is fucking rare.
Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion Sending 30 Trucks Full of 5 Cents Coins
More than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially, the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO explaining that they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way.
the funny part is that the signed document does not specify a single payment method, so Samsung is entitled to send the creators of the iPhone their billion dollars in the way they deem best.
This dirty but genius geek troll play is a new headache to Apple executives as they will need to put in long hours counting all that money, to check if it is all there and to try to deposit it crossing fingers to hope a bank will accept all the coins.
Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of “geeks with style” and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it.
You can use your coins to buy refreshments at the little machine for life or melt the coins to make computers, that’s not my problem, I already paid them and fulfilled the law.
A total of 20 billion coins, delivery hope to finish this week.
Let’s see how Apple will respond to this.
That’s crazy. Oh my goodness.
Asians… are awesome. and I’m one of them :D:D:D:D:D:D
(Source: en.paperblog.com)
buahahahahhahahahaha, I sure feel sorry for any one living there xD. “where do you live” “Dick lick…” “ahh. Nevermind.”
You know I learned today in psych 101 that humans naturally want to stay safe and that we avoid everything that is dangerous. The professor said that any one that is willing to take a risk such as a sky diver, motorcyclist, or a soldier, has a mental disorder. Motorcyclist… WE ARE SPECIAL! :D In more ways than one xD
