Parenting doesn’t seem to difficult now.
so long space cowboy
- Douche: hey
- Nice girl:
- Douche: HEY
- Nice girl: what?
- Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
- Nice girl: excuse me?
- Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
- Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
Sometimes I forget my dad even owns a Nissan GTR. Then he drives home in it and it looks like something has been changed.. ffs dad, keep it stock! Looks so much better white than what he has on it now. Covering the spoiler and hood with black vinyl doesn’t make it look like anything but a panda. Hes still not going to let me drive it anytime soon >.> He’s seen the shit the STI goes through xD
Is tumblr seriously spelling out number of updates now? Why… numeric numbers are fine xD
I was wondering why the hell I made it to classes on time this morning.. The GPS clocked my Magna in at doing 99 this morning xD. I thought people were driving slow because of the fog, turns out I was going too fast >_<. I guess you could say I got 99 problems but classes ain’t one >.>
S A N F R A N C I S C O. C A
SUPERMAN IS REAL
If I had a track within 5 minutes of my house, you can bet your ass I would have dropped outta college right outta highschool xD
God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.
this is the downfall of man. this planet needs to burn
I AM LAUGHING HARDER AND LONGER THAN I SHOULD AND IN DROOLING
when friends adapt speech habits from you